Who Is The ‘Violent Closeted Raping Homosexual’ Summer Box Office Star?

August 19, 2008 at 1:32 am  •  Posted in Blind Item by  •  1 Comment

Holy Blind Items Batman! Page Six ran an unbelievable juicy tidbit yesterday so shocking it’s still rockin’ the gossip world today.

Which hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex’s apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital, and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut.

Here are just a few of the summer box office stars that could be the heinous offender. Robert Downey, Jr. , Christian Bale, James Franco, Ed Norton, Mike Myers and Vin Diesel. Most everyone seems to be leaning toward the star of Pineapple Express, James Franco…but I’m thinking maybe not. I’ll keep my opinions to myself for the moment and hope that the victim decides to spill the beans for more cash after his booty heals. I would’ve thought after getting anally raped you’d hold out for more than half a mil anyway.


Heath Ledger's Last Co-Stars Donate Salary To His Daughter
Audience Calls Tyra Banks A "Phony"
Ever Take a Selfie? Check out the largest collection of selfies and see them rated here.