Our friends at TMZ posted a receipt for Paris Hilton’s purchases from the jail canteen during her incarceration. Know we know why Paris appears to have gained a few pounds, she ate nothing but carbs in addition to her three meals a day supplied by us taxpayers.  (I don’t buy the published report that she lost 7 pounds. I think that is just Paris Hilton spin.)

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In just one week Paris spent over $145 on instant soup, muffins, peanuts, coffee, soy sauce, cereal, fruit punch and mustard.  Paris also indulged in luxe beauty supplies like cotton swabs, skin cream, eyebrow pencils and emery boards. She should keep up whatever nutritional and beauty regimen she followed in there, she came out looking younger, more rested and prettier than when she went in.

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