What Do You Do After Paris Hilton Beats You Up?

You sell yourself out as a beer girl. How the mighty have fallen. Once a gold-digging, rock star marring Playmate with her own MTV reality show, now the only gig Shanna Moakler can get is looking pretty at New York’s South Street Seaport during a promotional tour for Smirnoff’s new beverage. Let’s take bets on how long it is before she is back in Playboy.