According to a press release sent out early this morning, Baby Boy Jolie-Pitt was born on May 19 and weighed in at 6 lbs and was 19 inches long.

The couple named the long awaited baby Benin Obadele, but will call him Ben. Benin, a Nigerian name, means ‘peace’. I wouldn’t expect anything less from the UN Goodwill Ambassador to…wherever.

Baby Ben has a lot to live up to. Two gorgeous, very successful parents. Which usually means a life of drug abuse and bad relationships for the kid. But we all know these two will be split up long before they can do any serious damage to Ben. We should worry too much about baby Ben, he will probably end up living in poverty in Nambia just to get away from the scrunity of being a Jolie-Pitt in the US, the person we really need to worry about is Jennifer Anniston. She just might have a nervous breakdown today.

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