Because I know you all can not get enough of the trainwreck that is Britney Spears. It has recently come to my attention that the reason that Britney went on David Letterman last week to publicly announce her pregnancy is because she was trying to outwit husband Kevin Federline. Rumor has it K-Fed had been shopping the baby news around to different tabloids and Britney wanted to show him who was the boss and she definately did not want him profiting from their progeny.

Our next bit of Brit Brit gossip comes after the embarrassing almost baby dropping incident. Britney was quoted as saying, “This is why I need a gun.” Referring to the papparazzi, whom Britney usually blames for all her troubles. I was feeling really sorry for Britney about this one, until I saw this picture taken right after then episode.

Why Britney, Why?

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