The earlier reports about Chris Brown being under investigation for battery eluded to the fact that the “unidentified woman” was someone other than Rihanna.

“The identity of the victim will not be released,” said Officer April Harding. “Any victim who’s involved in a domestic violence incident is entitled to confidentiality.”

Nice cover up, but there is no way RiRi would miss her chance to work that Grammy stage if she wasn’t “slightly bruised”.