This story just backs up my theory of Rick and Kathy Hilton being “The Worst Parents Ever”. After Nicky Hilton had her 30 minute visit with sister Paris Hilton last week she was left in crying hysterics.

“It’s sad. It’s like right out of the movies,” she said. “The glass partition, the orange jumpsuit. Everything. What’s annoying is all these people are going on television saying that she was drinking and driving,” said Nicky. “She’s not in jail for DUI. That’s a big misconception. She’s in jail for driving on a suspended license, just like the D.A.’s wife was. … She got a $186 fine.”

Actually, Nick, your idiot sister is in jail for Violating Her Probation from her DUI. Had she just been arrested for driving without a license she would not be in jail. See, I told you. They raise idiots. And we always thought Nicky was the smart one.

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