Megan Fox is soo last year. Esquire’s newest Sexiest Woman Alive is the lovely Kate Beckinsale.

In exchange for her title and some much needed press, Esquire had Kate film a steamy video with lots of lingerie, platform heels and little else. She walks up stairs, sits on the edge of a pool and writhes around on a table in fur. I imagine this is not where Kate wanted to be in career at this point.

The video, seen below, is set to the Jet song “Hollywood”.