84 year old Jerry Lewis has summed up the worlds feelings about Lindsay Lohan in one bold statement. “I’d smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman.”

When asked what he would then say to her, Lewis responded, “I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else’ … WHACK! And then, if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and SPANK her.”

On what he thinks about all the Lilo’s and Paris Hilton’s of the world: “What they’re saying is, ‘I’m f**ked up, can you please help me?’”