In what might just be the most boring and useless book ever written, Tori Spelling will give fans her life story. It will go something like this: Born really rich, Daddy put me on tv, Daddy died, Mommy cut me off, I have no talent so I have to write this book and hope you idiots will buy it.

The word Memoir used to mean something. Abraham Lincoln could write a memoir, Martin Luther King could’ve written a memoir. Tori Spelling is writing a book that just might contain 90210 pop ups.

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