Tori Spelling To Write Memoir
Posted On: December 5, 2006
In what might just be the most boring and useless book ever written, Tori Spelling will give fans her life story. It will go something like this: Born really rich, Daddy put me on tv, Daddy died, Mommy cut me off, I have no talent so I have to write this book and hope you idiots will buy it.
The word Memoir used to mean something. Abraham Lincoln could write a memoir, Martin Luther King could’ve written a memoir. Tori Spelling is writing a book that just might contain 90210 pop ups.
