The all powerful Dallas Cowboys proved to be not all that this season and superstar quarterback Tony Romo was so upset at his suckiness that he fainted like a girl. Just minutes after the Cowboy’s season ending loss to the Philadelphia Eagles last Sunday, Tony-Lou passed out in the shower…causing chaos in the locker room.

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“Shocked” players started yelling for help and pushing back reporters after Romo suddenly fell, likely due to a rib injury incurred late in the game, A stretcher was brought in by the medical team, but Romo was helped to his feet and able to walk into the training room.

When asked about the incident later, Romo, 28, told the paper, “Um, you know, I was just a little banged up, I guess. I’ve got to play better. The team’s got to play better. We didn’t play good this December. That’s obviously the story.”

Sources say that Jessica Simpson rushed to his side immediately but I imagine she is secretly happy that his season is over….now she gets her boyfriend back.