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As usual, the Scientologists are rallying together to make Tom Cruise look not as crazy-insane as he really is.

The “Quiet Birth� they have planned for the upcoming birth of their alien baby is supposed to be just how it sounds. The father, birth coach and medical staff are encouraged to stay as quiet as possible so as not to pass on any negative vibes to the new baby.  Apparently the phrase “push push� is just way too much for a newborn to handle and those first few minutes of stress and anxiety can come back to haunt the baby years later. I’m sure this kid’s shrink will be digging up much worse things than some talking in the delivery room by the time he is 25.