I’m really just so over Tom Cruise and hoping Katie Holmes gets up big enough balls to tell him to shove his tetans up his ass..but I’m also really burnt out on the Twilight couples this week….so I thought I’d share this story with you kids.

Accordingly to numerous media outlets Tom and Katie are NOT happy and the stress of the prearranged marriage is really getting to Katie. Things are blowing up left and right around them. Apparently there was some blow-out in Australia last week and Tom in all his 5’5″ glory stormed away in a hissy fit.

The story is that they have been fighting constantly since then. Most of their fights are about Suri, and Katie’s work schedule:

Trouble in paradise for Tom and Katie! Tom Cruise went to visit Katie Holmes while she was filming in Australia. First they argued because he stopped to greet fans on his way to see her; she flipped out and he stormed off the set. The next fight was at their hotel, where Tom was watching Suri and she wanted to watch cartoons instead of going for a walk with him. He thinks Katie is spoiling Suri because she works long hours and by the time she comes home, she’s tired and just lets Suri do whatever she wants.

Dr. Gilda Carle, who does not treat Tom or Katie, says: Suri is learning that relationships between men and women involve squabbling, and that Katie was “lost in lust” during the courtship, but now they’re both surprised/disappointed by one another’s behavior. And! Tom and Katie need therapy.

Therapy? How about some serious de-programming?

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