For those of you who think everyone in the world should love each other and we are all really fundamentally the same, you have now been been proven wrong.  The hands down – no argument from anyone – worst movie ever made Jessica Simpson’s ‘Major Movie Star‘ opened at the top of the box office in Russia.

That’s right kids, the movie that was touted as this generations Private Benjamin is loved by the masses in mother Russia. You know that land where they eat boiled cabbage and don’t have the privilege of voting. It’s a shame too, because she probably could have pulled this off if Papa Joe hadn’t have been involved.

So far there’s no U.S. release date set. Nor is there one for any other country in which English is the primary language. But you can catch the big premiere in Bulgaria on November 15. Here’s the trailer for those of you who missed the hot mess the first time it came around.