I swear I don’t how The National Enquirer stays in business with the lawsuits they must generated on a daily basis. This is a classic NE ridiculous story but it’s so funny I thought I’d share. In this weeks print edition the tabloid decided to “investigate” just who is really gay in Hollywood.

It’s a mostly ridiculous list for two reasons. 1.) Several of these people have already publicly come out, and 2) the others are just because they’ve played gay characters, had threesomes or are just girls who have kissed other girls.

I don’t really understand their reasoning, but as far as I can tell their thought process goes something like this: Adam Lambert and Neil Patrick Harris are out. Barry Manilow, Anderson Cooper and Kevin Spacey never publicly outed themselves but it’s known. Cher has a gay/transgender child so she made the list. Drew Barrymore, Courtney Love, Kate Moss, Megan Fox have all kissed girls so they made the list. Kirstie Alley is fat so she made the list. Selma Blair is divorced so she made the list. Robert Pattinson is effeminate and sparkly so he made the list. Tyra and Kimora are models so they made the list.

The only two that I think they got right are Zac Efron and Vin Deisel. Those two are most definitely gay and not coming out anytime soon.

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Zac Efron, Selma Blair, Courtney Love, Lance Armstrong, Tommy Lee, Sienna Miller, Anderson Cooper, Ryan Seacrest, Colin Farrell, Joely Richardson, Hugh Jackman, Kevin Spacey, Alex Trebeck, Tyra Banks, Kimora Lee Simmons, Adam Lambert, Neil Patrick Harris, Megan Fox, Vin Diesel, Cher, Kirstie Alley, Barry Manilow, Pink, Drew Barrymore, Jamie Foxx, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Kate Moss and Robert Pattinson all made NE gay list.