I’ve only seen two episodes of the The Real Housewives of New Jersey and already I can tell that Danielle Staub is NEVAH gonna get clearance to be part of that family. Yeah, I know it’s mostly her fault but Dina and Carolina are such hardasses they never really gave her a chance. Anyhoo..this season’s filming is long since over and they are still dissing her and not inviting her to “Housewives” events.

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“THE Real Housewives of New York City” taught their New Jersey counterparts some les sons in “fame” recently — including how to grab as much graft as you can. Jill Zarin and Ramona Singer came to the Lia Sofia gifting suite for TV Upfronts at the London NYC hotel and got to grabbing. Zarin took a bunch of Michael Stars tops, explaining, “I just got my breasts redone and need these to fit my new figure.” Zarin then swapped plastic-surgery advice with the Jersey women — Dina Manzo, Jacqueline Laurita, Teresa GiudiceCarolina Manzo — while Singer told them that the gifting suites are “the fringe benefits of being a star.” The ladies also got Lancaster bronzing lotions and “a lot” of Habitual jeans. The only Jersey housewife not there was Danielle Staub, who was told by the others not to come because “if she came, there would be drama.”

If you don’t watch the show…you should. It’s the most entertaining Housewives to date. And Danielle is the freaky-looking-over-botoxed-chick in the middle.