Ok, it’s funny enough that Paris Hilton’s pet kinkajou (monkey), Baby Luv, bit her on the arm, it’s even funnier that it was 3:00am when it happened and Paris had her publicist take her to the emergency room. Now the next point this story brings up is that is must absolutely SUCK to be Paris Hilton publicist. I cannot imagine a worse job. I mean, how in the world do you put a good spin on this story?? Oh, by the way, Paris is fine. Just needed a tetanus shot. We aren’t sure if the monkey contracted any of Paris’ cooties.

parismonkey1

Source: UsWeekly