Warning: This post may cause headaches or stomach cramps when you found out how much cash these extremely untalented idiots are making per episode while you slave away in your cube for a pittance.


Lauren Conrad: $75,000 per episode
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode
Lauren “Lo” Bosworth: $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode

This new information gives me new insight into why someone would be as colossally cheesy and embarrass themselves on a daily basis. Is it really possible these idiots are making twice as much as 99% of our counties teachers??!! That sound you hear is me banging my head against a wall.

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