Where you kids as shocked as I was to see that Cameron Diaz’s handbag made international news? Cameron made the huge mistake of carrying a messenger bag with a Mao-ist slogan on it while she toured the ruins of Machu Picchu in Pero last Friday and pissed off lots of Peruvians.

That’s why we shouldn’t be purchasing clothing or getting tattoo’s in languages we don’t speak, kids. You never know what these trendy little bags might say and you just might cause a international skirmish.

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