The Beckham’s Are Coming to America
Posted On: January 12, 2007
It’s official! We will soon have a new celebrity power couple to obsess over. But unlike Brangelina, David and Victoria Beckham are much more shallow and superficial and thus much more fun. David Beckham has signed a five year $250 million deal to play soccer on the LA Galaxy Major League Soccer team when his contract with Real Madrid expires on June 30. The Beckham’s move to the States will mean some big changes. Nicole Richie will no longer be the skinniest girl in town, Scientology will soon have a new $250 million dollars new members and LA just might run out of fake tanner. (Thanks to Us Weekly for the brilliant jabs at the Becks)
Source: Us Weekly
