Rehab is full this week what with Miss USA Tara Conner checking herself in for her ‘drug addiction’ and now everyone’s favorite 80’s video vixen, Tawny Kitaen is packing her bags to join Tara. Tawny has entered a drug rehabilitation program after pleading guilty to possessing 15 grams of cocaine. A judge is going to let her change to her plea to ‘not guilty’ after she completes her rehab program.

I think the most upsetting thing about this story is that I had to type and speak the name Tawny Kitaen again after all these years. I CANNOT STAND HER NAME. It just might be the TRASHIEST name in the history of the world. UGH. Tawny Kitaen *said in a whiny nasal voice* is what I guess she thought was a cute play on the word kitten. Did I mention that her name makes my skin crawl?

Ugly and Manish back in the day:
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Coked Up and Used Up Today:

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