I don’t usually do these big picture posts during or after awards shows but there was just much FAIL at this years Grammy Awards that I had to share.

Before I make my snarky comments on almost everyone ….let me just say that Jennifer Hudson is like WOW! Weight Watchers hit a gold mine with her. And also..Kelly Osbourne looked fab. Everyone else…not so much.

Rihanna looks good to be as sick as they she is..although that dress looks like a bunch a pipecleaners wrapped around her. Kathy Griffin is busted up and needs to give it up. Margaret Cho looks good but she is just a bitch so she gets a thumbs down. Speaking of bitches. Lea Michele anyone? Could she try any harder?

John Mayer was trying to go incognito as Johnny Depp. Paul Wall and that Gulianna chick are way too skinny. When is someone going to get that girl to admit she has a raging ED? Selma Blair and Jewel are both knocked up and look pretty. Ciara was a major fail. So was Snooki.

Barry Manilow is old. So was Bob Dylan! That was sad actually.

The young ones: Selena Gomez looked classy and pretty..Miley Cyrus not so much. Kim Kardashian and Christina Aguilera curvy and working it. Although I have no idea why Kim was invited.

Seal and Heidi Klum look sexy and happy. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony look miserable. Katie Perry and Russell Brand were cute but the angel dress? FAIL!

Krystal Bowersox looked good, so did Eva Longoria and the Will Smith Family, Paz Vega and Florence Welch as always looked oddly pretty.

It is the Grammy’s and people always dress a bit funkier…but I don’t know why some of these chick were trying to out-weird Gaga. It just ain’t gonna happen.

I always love to hear who was the first choice in classic movies. Sometimes the actors decision can make or break their career.

Moviephone  mocked up some classic movie posters with the star originally picked to play the leads. Can you imagine Al Pacino and Meg Ryan in Pretty Woman? No, me either. I love me some Meg..but she could have never pulled off that white/blue cut out dress that Julia made famous.

And I would have never crushed on Tom Cruise in Footloose the way I did over Kevin Bacon. I do however think Will Smith would have rocked it as Neo in the Matrix.

This story keeps popping up too often to not have some truth to it. We know Stepford Wife is Katie Holmes…but who is the man that Tom is involved with??  Will Smith makes sense…gay rumors about Big Willy have been around longer than the Tom Cruise gossip. And they are like BFF’s or something….

This celebrity couple’s  pre-nuptial agreement required the wife to stay in the relationship for a certain amount of time. However, the Stepford Wife’s law firm has decided that it may be difficult to impossible for the husband to enforce this. It seems that the wife knows much more than she should about the husband’s long-time and very personal relationship with another high-profile man. She is using that knowledge to get her sentence reduced and to to gain custody over the couple’s kid/s.

Will Smith is pulling his big head out of his big movie star booty and realizing that life is not about being the most bankable actor alive, but more about helping your fellow man. Will’s been promoting his new film Seven Pounds and urging fans to head the message of the movie and help your brothers and sisters in everyday life.

“If there’s a message, it’s, ‘you gotta help somebody. Even if it’s somebody’s car breaking down, use your cell phone. Something little like that. We gotta help one another to get the quality of life we’re all striving for.”

“It’s cool to have the goal of being the biggest movie star in the world. But why? It’s been revealed to me that the question is, ‘Whose life is better because you woke up today?’

A timely message from Big Willy. You know cuz it’s Christmas/Hanukkuh/Kwanza and all.

We’ve been hearing for years that it’s not really a secret in L.A. that Will Smith and his wife Jada Smith both like the ladies. It’s strange how rumors of well-liked people just don’t carry the same weight as say someone like Tom Cruise. Speaking of T.C., some say that’s another reason to believe the Will/Jada marriage sham rumor. Most think that Will was drawn to Scientology by their claim that they can “cure” being gay. Aliens are smart like that.

According to a notorious Hollywood Madame, Smith was a client of hers for years before she packed up shop and moved her operation to Manhattan earlier this year. She remembers the first time she ever spoke with Smith. “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion,” she said. “Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”

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