Not every artist/ celebrity was cute in high school. It’s a universally awkward time for everyone. Except for those select few jocks/cheerleaders who end up bald and fat.

That’s how karma works kids. So if you are reading this now and you feel like an outcast in high school..thats GOOD!

It must suck to reach your life prime before  you are 20.

Case in point…Ke$ha. Not so hot in high school. Now? She is taking over the world with her own brand of trash-pop.

I won’t bore you with every single picture from Sunday nights 2011 Academy Awards Show.

Most people bitched the entire night about what a snooze-fest the entire deal was from beginning to end. Blah-blah fashion..blah-blah hosting…but I didn’t think it was that bad.

Anne Hathaway and James Franco had their moments, though I swear Franco was high the entire show..and Anne just seemed so genuinely happy to be there that I couldn’t help but feel her positive energy every time she was on screen. (re: The Hugh Jackass song…the fringe dress wiggle)

Robert Downey, Jr. and Jude Law probably had the funniest bit of the night and I’ll try to get that video up as soon as I can.

But in the meantime, enjoy the pics of the people that I thought looked interesting.

A lot of people didn’t like Gwyneth Paltrow’s look, but she was actually my favorite of the night…until she sang. Bore-o-rama. Her Grammy song with Ceelo …much better.

Natalie Portman looked pretty good in purple but Mila Kunis and Scarlett Johansson looked better. And not just because Nat is knocked up. The color worked better on Mila and Scar. Plus Scarlett had the lilac lipstick on..fierce.

Celine Dion and Penelope Cruz…yeah..these two bitches both just had babies. Celine had twins for pete’s sake! They both looked fantastic. Motherhood agrees with Penny…her hubby Javier doesn’t seem to be faring as well. He looks tired. And bloated.

Jennifer Hudson’s body is sick these days…but her boobs looked smushed in that dress. Still..she is drop dead gorgeous.

Colin Firth was dreamy….Valentino was just so….Valentino. Love him. I have a huge crush on Robert Downey, Jr so he makes the list.

Helen Mirren was dressed so appropriately that she looked like 10  years younger and Helena Bonham Carter is just fun ..I mean you can’t not put a woman with a giant Union Jack on her leg on favorite list, right?

Reece Witherspoon’s dress was top notch..the hair? Way too Elle from Legally Blonde. Halle Berry and Hailee Steinfeld both take the prize for most feminine and just plain pretty. It’s nice to see a teenager dressing like a teenager in Hollywood.

Whisky and yoga. Ad don’t forget about the weed.

“I am on the drunk diet,” Gaga said. “I live my life as I want to, creatively. I like to drink whiskey and stuff while I am working. But the deal is I’ve got to work out every day, and I work out hung over if I am hung over. And it’s about the cross-training and keeping yourself inspired. I have to say, I do a ton of yoga.”

Like I always say…it’s all about balance.

According to Us Weekly Jessica Simpson is ready to bring the pain to get in shape for her wedding. She has hired celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson to help her change her lifestyle and get wedding dress ready. She has no idea what she’s in for. Tracy advocates an 800 calorie a day along with 75 minute work outs 5-6 times per week.

Jessica Simpson, 30, has enlisted the help of celeb trainer Tracy Anders, who’s customized a routine that includes dance aerobics, ab work and strength training. After a few weeks of 75-minute, four-day-a-week workouts, “she’s seeing results,” says a pal. “She really loves it. She thinks it’s so much fun.”

The 5-foot-3 margarita and guacamole-loving star even went on a weeklong cleanse to kick start the regime and intends to cut back on fatty favorites for good. “She is in the mind set that this is a big, forever lifestyle shift,” Anderson tells US, adding that she plans to ramp up Simpson’s workouts. “Jessica has a killer body, but when she goes up to two hours, six days a week, then you will really see her transform.”

Tracy’s program is not without merit. Just look at Gwyneth Paltrow. I don’t use Madonna as an example because he body is just all kinds of wrong. If you don’t have a job, or kids or a life then you can do The Tracy Anderson Method. It’s a time consuming and boring work out and the diet is hard for even the most dedicated and OCD eaters to stick to. Believe me. I know of what I speak.

But good luck with this Jessica.

Katy Perry keeps it real and tells Rolling Stone Magazine how hard it is to diet and keep her super hot body in check as she prepares for her California Dreams tour.

“After this interview I’m going to have a nice healthy breakfast,” she told the magazine. “I’m on a meal plan, which absolutely sucks – but on Sundays I get to have a cheat day where I go buck wild and eat In-N-Out Burger. Then I’ll work out, go to a vocal lesson, run through the entire set at rehearsals, go to dance rehearsal until 10:00 p.m. and then go home and sort through e-mails concerning the production. I feel like I’m training for the Olympics!”

I love to her celebrities tell the truth about how it really is the SUCK to diet and lose weight/or stay super perfect. I want to slap those idiots that lie and say they eat whatever the want and just must have a good metabolism. Meanwhile they are living on Adderall, cigarettes and Starbucks.