Big props to whoever finally fixed Kristen Stewart’s jacked-up-Joan-Jett hair!!!!

After months of having to see that dirty, jet black mullett Kristen rocked the MTV VMA’s Sunday night with a chic new cut. Now she looks like she belongs with Rob Pattinson.

Rob and Kristen spent all of about three minutes on stage presenting the extended New Moon trailer at the awards show then split. Taylor hung around for the entire show along with Ashley Greene. And while it was disappointing to get so little face time with Robsten, there was probably no way around it.

Rob seriously can’t go anywhere without getting mobbed anymore. And I’m talking wicked mobbin’ like Elvis and the Beatles combined and on crack!

MTV was even afraid to have Rob sitting in the audience because they just couldn’t take responsibility for his safety. That’s some shit…I mean he’s probably literally afraid to go to big public events. I’m sure he and Kristen high-tailed back to Vancouver ASAP to get back to their quiet hotel/on set life there.

I’m not the biggest Kanye West fan in the first place, but after watching this jackass totally embarrass sweet little Taylor Swift at tonights MTV VMA’s I think I might actually hate his dumb ass.

When Taylor Swift won the first award of the night for Best Female Video for her song You Belong With Me over Beyonce’s Single Ladies…the gay fish himself hopped up on stage…took the mic out of younger Taylor’s hand and said something to the effect of …”Sorry but Beyonce made the better video”.

Then of course he just ran off like a ridiculous coward and left Taylor stranded on the stage wondering what the hell to do. In the end she just smiled – said something we couldn’t hear and walked off stage.