As of 10:30 pm Cali time last night….police were finishing up a search of Charlie Sheen’s home. No one was arrested and the police say that his high warlockness was cooperative.

The cops raided Charlie’s house after receiving a call earlier today that he had threatened to harm himself with a firearm.  Not only were they concerned about his safety, but under Charlie and Brooke Mueller’s custody agreement he is not allowed to have a firearm in his home.

At the time of this update the police are still milling around Charlie’s house, but the warlock in is the backyard eating hamburgers with his buddies and his lawyer. As seen in the above video.

The authorities also confirmed they were not there to put Charlie under a much needed 5150 psychiatric hold. Apparently the entire raid was super bitchin’ and the rock star from Mars handled it like a champ. Just after the video was shot he tweeted: “#fastball; the LAPD were AWESOME. Absolute pros! they can protect and serve this Warlock anytime!!! c”

So who made the freakin’ call? What was the king idiot threatening to do?

Charlie Sheen’s Ustream internet show cleverly titled “Sheen’s Korner” (he’s an alien rockstar with tiger blood and those guys all spell corner with a K) will be returning next Saturday night.

The show premiered on Ustream Saturday night at 10 p.m. and featured Charlie with his goddess “Napalm Nattie” Kenly, entertainer Simon Rex and his assistant, Rick Calamaro.

The program showcased some people Charlie says are “winning,” as well as some dog and cat pictures and other odd and rambling conversation. At one point, he had more than 115,000 simultaneous viewers which, while I think is really low considering all the bru-haha this dude has caused over the past week,  ain’t bad kids.

It was short notice and hardly anyone I talked to Saturday night even knew it was happening. That number will easily double or triple for the second show as long as the Charlie Crazy Train keeps chugging this week.

When asked how he thought he did on his first stream, Chuck said:, “For having four hours of prep, we did great. Gonna revamp the format a bit and hit em with both barrels next week. A winning moment, but I have a plan to make it tons more Gnarlington …:)”

He’s coming down. Slowly.

Charlie Sheen seems calmer and a tiny bit less obnoxious than yesterday…but that ego is still there. And so is the crazy.

But I did read a report that he told someone that is finally feeling some regret for some of his batshit crazy actions over the past year.

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‘Today’ aired part 2 of the Charlie Sheen interview Tuesday, and Sheen introduced NBC’s Jeff Rossen to the “goddesses” of “Sober Valley Lodge,” what he now calls his Hollywood home.

“These women don’t judge me,” he said. “They don’t judge me. They don’t lead with opinion. They don’t– they don’t– they don’t lead with their own needs all the time. They’re honest enough to tell me, ‘Hey, look, you– you know, park your nonsense. I– I– you gotta help me solve this. We solve it.”

Sheen is currently living with two girlfriends he calls “goddesses,” a porn star, “Rach,” and a model, “Natty.” He told Rossen that they live in “domestic bliss” and the women help him take care of his young twin boys, whose mother is Sheen’s ex-wife Brooke Mueller.

“If I can’t be there, they’re there,” he said of the goddess babysitters.

Charlie Sheen was chatty-cathy this weekend. In addition to the ABC 20/20 interview that will air tonight, he spoke with someone from NBC as well.

All the interviews were conducted in Charlie’s home and all have the same tone; ‘I am Awesome McAwesomeness and none of this is my fault’.

Instead of stepping up and owning the fact that his addiction cost countless families their jobs, Charlie says the powers that be have put him through so much emotional distress that he now will require $3 million an episode to return to work.

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Some of the brilliant things that came out of his mouth include gems like:

“I’m a rock star from Mars and I’m tired of pretending im not special.”

“Normal people process someome like him.”

” I am bringing a message of violent love.”

“I have tiger blood (Greek God) Adonis DNA’

‘People who can’t heal themselves of addiction are fools and trolls.”

Charlie also said he was not worried about his job at Two and Half Men and in fact by Wednesday Warner Brothers will be called Charlie Brothers.

One last piece of advise from Sir Awesome is that us normal non-winners ‘should find a comfortable chair in our small houses and enjoy the show.”

His hit show is off the air but Charlie Sheen ain’t! You can’t keep a gnarly gnarlington down.

Charlie has given his first television interview since production on Two and Half Men was cancelled last week over his ‘conduct and condition’ to ABC. Parts of it were originally to be aired Sunday night but the Oscar people wanted NOTHING to do with that. So tune into Good Morning America Monday morning to get your early morning cracked-out-crazy-Charlie fix.

Fresh from a trip to the Bahamas with his ex-wife, nanny and a porn star, the troubled actor opened the doors of his LA home to ABC News’ Andrea Canning.Sheen will appear in a special one-hour edition of America’s 20/20 on Tuesday, with portions of the interview also will air on Good Morning America on Monday and Tuesday.