Love child of the man I thought I would marry one day Lenny Kravitz, and Lisa Bonet  – Zoe Kravitz is now the official new face for Vera Wang’s Princess.

I can’t believe baby Zoe is 21 freakin’ years old. Does anyone else remember Lisa B. going on the Arsenio Hall show barefoot and high as a kite and talking about “Lenny just said to be me..so here I am” back before we all knew how awesome Lenny was? No? Just me?

My love for Lenny goes waaay back. So I’m majorly  bummed to see that his oldest child has a trendy anchor tattoo on her arm. I would have thought she would’ve been smarter..or cooler. Whatever. I’m just still pissed that I never married her father.

I think our society is slowly crumbling before our very eyes.

When did ‘Dancing with the Stars’ become acceptable and hip enough for  a celebrated and much-loved designer like Vera Wang to appear on?

I’ve never really  understood the appeal of ‘Dancing’ and the desire of so many C-listers to appear on the show. Is Vera a C-lister now? Sigh* I guess it’s time to admit to myself that Vera jumped the shark with her crappy Kohl’s line.