My regular readers know that I am a reformed John Mayer fan…now offically a “Mayer Hater”…but once in while his humor gets to me. JM twittered his thoughts on the whole PerezHilton/Will.I.Am situation Monday ….I couldn’t agree more.

@perezhilton’s video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.
about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry
Last year P!nk kneed me in the nuts outside Chateau Marmont. I was pissing blood for days. Did I make a scene?
about 8 hours ago from web
Can somebody please call Amex and get me a replacement card?
about 8 hours ago from web
FollowMonday @police @fire @ambulance
about 9 hours ago from web
I love that @perezhilton uses his cellphone to log on to twitter to post a tweet to ask his followers to call the police for him.
about 9 hours ago from web

It’s like Mike Judge’s Idiocracy come to life. A Shot at Love star and internet hoochie Tila Tequila twittered to the world on May 19th that she is pregnant with rapper Ray J’s baby. Not only did she announce the pregnancy…then quickly delte the twitters…she called out her baby daddy for not stepping up.

“I’m gonna tell y’all something REAL FAST, then delete it ok?… Since nobody is awake… reason why I’ve been feeling sick on and off lately is because yes, I am pregnant!”

“You should at least step up to the plate or I’m gonna have to put you on blast in the media…and I’M SURE that’s not what you want do you?” Tila wrote. “I’m talking about someone very very very very very fucking famous! He is like A-list famous and you follow him on Twitter too.”