People are calling Lindsay Lohan out left and right lately. Everyone in L.A.  except for her mother and trashy sister are begging her to get help and outing her public drug use. No one more so than her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

Sam is so fed up with Lilo’s destructive behavior that she took to her Twitter page in the early Thursday morning hours to vent about how she acted at Timbaland’s birthday party at Drai’s in Hollywood.

“‘I’m not here. This isn’t happening.’ If I sing that to myself enough times will it be true?”

“One more thing- if you’re gonna be an idiot an do coke- do it outside the bathroom- some of us actually use them to pee in,” Ronson added.

Lohan quickly responded with her take on the evening:

“I’m pretty sure that @samantharonson just threw a fit @33years old and my friend tal @draishollywood illegally open NOW at this hour, Asked me, after being here jus for Timbalands birthday-to leave even though she stayed over just 2nights ago-tired of @samantharonson.”

Ronson retorted: “Jack and crack will make for some crazy tweets.”

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The feud between Courtney Love and Billy Corgan has been going on since like….1995 or some shit. If I remember correctly ( and I might not because back in those days I was not the responsible blogger you all know and love today) the ugliness started when Courtney had an affair with Billy behind Kurt Cobain’s back. Even before there was MySpace, Facebook, Twitter or any other time-wasting, micro-social networks these two were slamming each other in Rolling Stone and Blender interviews.

These days it’s easier to keep up with who got the last jab in. Right now, Billy’s in the lead.

He posted the following comments directed at Courtney on Twitter Monday.

Thought #1: my face is my face, my heart is my heart, my money is my money. Oh, and my songs are MY songs+If you can’t write your own songs?

Thought #2: if you can’t write your own songs maybe you should just be happy that you fooled someone into doing your work for you…

Or, thought #3:maybe you should go someone nice+live off your husband’s money, u know the money he made for writing all those great songs.

Thought #4: when you issue someone an apology on YOUR facebook page you might actually mean it and take responsibility for it. But…

Thought #5: the world is aware of your lack of responsibility, as seen in the gov’t taking away your parental right. Only you could abandon!

Only u could abandon such a beautiful, incredible child who is smarter than u, cooler than u, and better than u. Oops, did I say too much?

Thought #6: so have your moment, burn up in the sun that laughs at u as equally as it appears to celebrate u+sleep knowing u have no honor.

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I guess Spencer Pratt was tired of playing second fiddle to his new franken-wife Heidi Montag. Since Heidi’s surgery bender, we haven’t heard much from Spence…but today he broke his silence..and how!

Without any provocation at all he attacked Audrina Patridge, Ke$ha and Jersey Shore’s JWoww on Twitter Thursday.

“Audrina – Don’t hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press… and my wife is #1 story on people – 5 days in a row! Oh the truth is coming… I’m not playing anymore. Everyone stay tuned… it’s all coming out!”

Half hour later Pratt went on , “Audrina – you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place!”

Bored of bullying Audrina..he moved on to Ke$ha, “On a dif note – just heard kesha did a body paint shoot – next time use invisible paint- give my ears back. Tic-toc b*tch- ur time is up!” He also added, “Good news tweeties… Just saw a pic of kesha at Lax with a paper bag on her head – THANK YOU!”

Last but not least he slammed the Jersey girl,  “Jwow got her boobies done in the back of the situations strip club – fyi.”

What the hell? I think he is the one that is jealous of the attention his wife is getting and trying to drum up some of his own.

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Finally something good comes out of the ridiculousness that is Twitter.

Moore responded via Twitter to a Florida man’s message in which he threatened to hang himself in a town north of Orlando.

“R U rlly asking 4 help?” she tweeted. The man replied yes.

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John Mayer is such a..well do I have to even say it. He always promises to stop being a jackass but he never follows through. Even after that disastrous Playboy interview he is still trying to work his Playa magic on every blonde in town. Even the young trashy ones. John has been flirting with Ke$ha via Twitter. Over the weekend, he asked his fans to stop denying their own love for her and own up to the fact that they like her music. He then sent out a personal message to the Tik Tok singer.

“Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song. Though I must add I tried brushing with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice?”

And because she is such an intelligent young woman she fired back with a line from her new song. Presumably because she could think of nothing else to say.  Although he’s been known to go for the dumb ones…this chick is now where near clever enough to match wits with the Playa.

“Dear John Mayer. Don’t be a little bitch wit ur chit chat. Jus $how me where ur dick’s at . x”

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