His words, not mine. Though I agree.

As rescue workers in Japan try to rescue as many people as they can after the insane natural disasters that have happened there over the past few days, rapper 50 Cent has pissed off tons of people with his self-described ‘ignorant’ tweets.

“Wave will hit 8am them crazy white boys gonna try to go surfing,” he first tweeted on Friday morning. Later in the afternoon, he said, “Look this is very serious people I had to evacuate all my hoe’s from LA,Hawaii and Japan. I had to do it. Lol.”

A few minutes later, he must have come to his senses (or received enough criticism, as he wrote, “Nah this is nuts but what can anyone do about it. Let’s pray for anyone who has lost someone.”

That attrition didn’t last long. “Man they made a movie about all this 2012 now you think that was a lucky guess,” 50 tweeted a few hours later. And to defend himself, he said, “Some of my tweets are ignorant I do it for shock value. Hate it or love it. I’m cool either way 50cent.”

I love this story. I love it that celebrity couples argue about the same things as the we do. Men are men are men no matter where you live.

I don’t think my shopping comes anywhere near what Nicole Richie spends each month, but it’s very comforting to me that men off all lifestyles and tax brackets are fussing at us for the same thing!

After checking his credit card bill Joel Madden tweeted; “Do you ever look at your credit card bill and ask your wife how the hell she could spend 3 thousand dollars on pillows? I do. PILLOWS, “

Nicole tweeted back simply; “That’s why I ignore your calls,”

Proving he wasn’t really mad, just confused, Joel tweeted back;  “I mean, can’t we just go to Target and get our pillows??? [Shaking My Head].

I’ve never got the ‘talk’ for spending $3000.00 on pillows but I have been told that there is no need for me to spend over $500 at Macy’s and that he certainly does not understand why a Piperlime, Zappos or Sephora box is on our porch every week. Or the latest…why I spent $25 on a teether giraffe for Baby Backwash.

My answer of course is just that…’because I need this stuff’. Do you feel me girls?

Luke Worrall did Kelly Osbourne wrong and hell hath no fury and all that…… She was so hurt that she trashed her ex-fiance on Twitter calling him a…well..I’ll let her tweet do the talking. It must really feel good to trash talk someone who did you wrong for the whole world to hear. It makes me wish Twitter and Facebook has been around back when I was still dating.

At first, she was vague saying, “Just found something out that has hurt my feelings so bad and christmas was going so well.”

Then she added: “What do you do when someone lies in the darkest way and you try to tell the person that was lied to but they don’t believe you? I think the best part of this situation is that I have been painted out to be the crazy one when all I did was tell the honest to God truth.”

Finally she filled us in on what really went down, suggesting that a failed Christmas reconciliation went down. “Luke Worrall is the biggest piece of s**, he has been trying to get back with me, I only came home for Xmas to see him. Meanwhile, he has been f***ing hundreds of girls…behind my back.”

Usually all we get from Courtney Love’s Twitter or MySpace page is convoluted ramblings that make us question her sanity and her soberness. But today we get an extra treat! Lucky us. Courtney must be feeling like she needs some attention because she posted some pictures from an older nude photo shoot of herself on Twitter today. The pictures are missing the current flower tattoos that cover her body so she must have holding on to these for a while.

My copies are censored of course. This is a SFW blog people.

The 45-year-old rock musician posted a series of near-the-knuckle photographs – which we have edited for reasons of taste – from the shoot on her Facebook page.  Courtney proudly poses topless in the shock pictures which are thought to be from a few years ago – hence the absence of her more recent body art.

In one particularly bizarre shot, she is seen crouching on all fours dressed in leopard print underwear, with a matching hat and stockings as famous U.S. transexual Amanda Lepore prepares to whip her behind.