By now you’ve already read that Sara Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick’s twin girls have arrived…but do you know what they named the double bundles of joy?

“Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick weighed 5 lbs., 11 oz., and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 pounds,” the statement continues. “Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker’s side.”

That’s cool…spinster-witch names are so chic.

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz have surprised and shocked us all by giving their new twin boys very cool names.

Jesse Jameson Ortiz and Journey Jett Ortiz will not be teased at school for their parents crazy name choices. They will however, be teased for the girl on girl porn their mom was famous for.