Forget sweating it out in the gym or stretching it out with the hottest new yogi…the trendiest new workout these days is the trapeze.

Seriously.
Are you done laughing? Before you judge, think about this..have you ever seen a fat chick on the high wire?
One of these blonde bunnies from The Girls Next Door swears by trap swinging to keep her body looking tight for Hef.
It seems a bit silly, ridiculous and extreme, but the fitness industry is so freakin’ trendy I’m sure Bally will be offering trap classes soon. At 7:15pm on Mondays, right after the strip tease aerobics class.