Happiness is a warm gun. (For my fellow Lennon fans)

Seriously..are these pictures hilarious or what? I should have put them with Heidi Montag Transformers 3 video two posts below…but I really felt they deserved their own place of honor.

All that plastic and re-shaped skin must be making Heidi Montag delusional. Spencer Pratt  has decided that the new and improved Heidi would be perfect to replace Megan Fox in the Transformers franchise and put together a short audition tape for director Michael Bay.

Well..it’s less of an ‘audition tape’ and more of an ‘Spencer recording Heidi shooting a gun on his iphone’ but you get the point.

There is no way in hell Michael Bay is going to cast Franken-Heidi as Shia Lebeouf’s love interest in Transformers 3. Mostly because I’m guess Shia would say ‘see ya later..no way I’m kissing that and fighting ginormous Autobots’.

Although….Michael Bay does love a trashy looking chick….

Unless you are a gossip blogger or have some weird obsession with Victoria’s Secret models you probably have no idea who the girl who is in the lead to take Megan Fox’s role in the third Transformers movie is.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has become the front-runner to play Shia LaBeouf’s love interest in Transformers 3. Insiders say that Bay is down to a short-list of three actresses, but is focused on the model after she read for the role last Friday. On the short-list with Huntington-Whiteley is Sarah Wright and Brooklyn Decker. Wright has appeared in Surfer, Dude and The House Bunny. Decker is the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue model who got a supporting role in the Adam Sandler-Jennifer Aniston-Nicole Kidman comedy Just Go With It. Rosie has done nothing other than date action star Jason Statham and do lots of lingerie and bikini photo shoots.

Production has already started on the flick, but Bay has another week to make his final decision. The actress won’t begin shooting scenes with Shia for two weeks. Bay wants to launch a fresh face, and Rosie would fit that bill to a tee.

I guess that what happens when you compare your director to Hitler.

Paramount won’t be picking up Megan Fox’s option on Transformers 3 — and that it was “ultimately” director Michael Bay’s decision. (So he gets his revenge for her remark comparing him to “Hitler”.) Right now Bay and writer Ehren Kruger et al are finishing up the script for the threequel and “giving Shia a new love interest makes more sense for the story,” an insider tells me. Bay will start casting immediately for the new female co-star.

Even though Michael Bay and Megan haven’t had the best relationship, he has always included in plans for the third movie, so this news comes as a shock to everyone.

In case you’ve forgotten how the feud began…Megan promoted Jennifer’s Body in Wonderland magazine by accusing Bay of wanting to “create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for.” That statement prompted three crew members to write an open letter and ask Bay to post it on his website. It as brutal. (Check it out after the jump) The letter claims that Megan is the real nightmare.

Megan has also accused Bay of forcing to spray tan and spend extra time in the sun so her skin tone would be correct for film. Even after all Megan’s verbal attacks and the crew letter Bay posted this letter last September. Guess he changed his mind.

The Crew Letter
09/12/2009 11:32 PM
I don’t condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don’t condone Megan’s outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3.
Michael

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Here’s a casting decision that I would have never seen coming. Patrick Dempsey recently told reports that he has signed on star in the third installment of the Transformers franchise. (Personal note: I can’t believe they are making another one of these.) The next shocker is that he’s going to play the bad guy. It’ll be interesting to see if he can pull off a villain.

He said, “I start filming later this month in Transformers 3, which I play a character who is far more ‘dark’ than others.”

Jamie Kennedy reportedly landed a role as well. “I had an interesting interview with the people behind the new ‘Transformers’ movie and I may have a role in the movie,” said Kennedy.