Survivor:  Nicaragua winner Judson Birza, aka Fabio, makes his acting debut in the upcoming homoerotic slasher film 1313: Nightmare Mansion. It’s really, really, really, really, really, really bad. So don’t even watch the trailer. I just felt obliged to put it out there for my fellow Survivor fans and Fabio lovers. I’m glad he won the million..but no one should ever have to watch this noise. Surely this isn’t what he invested his money in?

Writes Reality Blurred: “Fabio and his fellow cast members spend a large part of the movie in white briefs, which is a good distraction from the absolutely scary acting and writing (‘Where did my clothes go?’).”

PS…just for fun I’ve included some other hot pictures of Fab below the trailer.

After both starring in some pretty heavy dramatic roles James Franco and Natalie Portman are trying their hands at comedy with that awkward guy from East Bound and Down, Danny McBride.

Franco and Portman co-star, along with Zooey Deschanel and Eastbound & Down’s Danny McBride in ‘Your Highness,’ an upcoming medieval adventure comedy that McBride co-wrote. And it looks hilarious.

The film features McBride as a lazy prince, who is forced to adventure with his brother (Franco) in order to save the brother’s love (Deschanel) from an evil warlock. Along the way, they meet a beautiful warrior (Portman) that helps them in their quest.

Oh, and I think that Natalie gets naked in this one too peeps.

There is so much Oscar buzz surrounding Halle Berry’s role in Frankie & Alice that I expected have my little sock knocked right off from this trailer…but…I’m just not sure how I feel about it yet.

It seems a bit low budget but it does have a kick ass cast. Multiple personality movies never turn out to be that great. Remember that John Cusak in Identity?

Well, at least Halle looks hellagood in her Foxy Brown go-go dancer clothes.

Natalie Portman had sort of fallen off my radar until recently. She is getting all kinds of kinky in movie roles lately.

She has a steamy on-screen love scene with Mila Kunis in Black Swan, the Darren Aronofsky-directed film that is set to open in the U.S. on December 3.

Early reviews have been largely positive and say that Natalie turns in a strong performance as obsessive ballet dancer Nina Sayers who competes with rival ballerina Lily (Mila Kunis) for the same role in a new production of Swan Lake.

Also…in Your Highness Natalie shows off her perfectly rounded booty in a thong bikini.

If the news that ABC is forcing more lameness on us (see Skating with the Stars post below) then this trailer for Jack Black’s new movie Gulliver’s Travels makes me super happy.

In the 3D film adaptation of the children’s classic (and one of my personal favorites) Jack plays a magazine mailroom clerk who talks his way into writing a piece on the Bermuda Triangle. Upon arriving, he gets sucked into the secret world of Lilliput…where of course you all know he’s much bigger than the native inhabitants.

Not only was Jack Black perfectly cast in this flick, the supporting cast is awesome as well with Jason Segel as a suitor in love with a princess, played by Emily Blunt, who thinks the Millennium Falcon is actually real.