Tori Spelling is so going to kick Dean McDermott’s ass when he gets out of the hospital. If you’ve ever had the misfortune to watch the Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood reality show then you know how she feels about his bike racing. It’s a constant issue between the two. Tori always scared he is going to kill himself and leave her to raise two kids on her own..and the idiot nearly did.

Dean McDermott is in the intensive care unit of a Los Angeles-area hospital with a punctured and collapsed lung following a motorcycle accident. He was dirt bike riding with two friends on Tuesday when he crashed his bike. He is expected to make a full recovery.

His wife, Tori Spelling, was the first one called to the ER. “His friend called me and said he was in the ER,” she said. “He didn’t want to scare me, so he just said he had a crash and that they were X-raying him.”

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Tori Spelling is no stranger to using crazy press to sell books and her reality shows. Kids, marriage and family drama, weight issues, you name it..she’ll work it. She even managed to somehow eat and keep down three whole pieces of pizza the other day to keep some buzz going around her new book, Uncharted TerriTORI.

Oh, and what about that crazy story about all her old 90210 co-stars hating her now? You see my point?

But this story is even out there for Tori. She tells OUT magazine that Farrah Fawcett has contacted her from the dead..with the help of John Edwards.

OUT: Tell me about this recent experience contacting the late Farrah Fawcett through a psychic?

TORI SPELLING: Yeah, that was a good one. John Edward, the world-renowned psychic, it was with him. I always have to preface it with that because it was with him. If it had been some psychic that I’d walked in off the street for five bucks it would have been different. But it came through him. It was pretty surreal. He offered to do a reading with me and I was hoping I would talk to my dad. I’d lost a best friend a long time ago and I was hoping he would come through. And then, all of a sudden, [he said] Farrah Fawcett’s coming through. And we were neighbors for years. She basically wanted me to give a message to [Fawcett's son] Redmond and to her family and she was doing these very specific call outs for things that they would understand. In the book, I don’t solve it. I can’t believe she came through to me — the most nonconfrontational person in the world. What am I supposed to do with this information? Since the book has been out, I’ve actually written a letter to [her partner and actor] Ryan O’Neal and explained to him in the letter everything that happened. I said, if none of this makes sense, please don’t think I’m crazy, this literally happened. I’m just passing on information but it was pretty bizarre at the time.

Is it funny or ridiculous that this story made Page Six today?

Tori Spelling was several hours late to her own book party at Highbar the other night after getting held up at the Time Warner Center Borders signing copies of “Uncharted Territori” for 500 fans. “She would not leave until she signed everyone’s book,” said Spelling’s rep. The reality star finally got to Highbar at midnight, though the party was scheduled to end at 10:30 p.m. Signing all those copies left Spelling hungry: She ordered a Domino’s pizza during the party and wolfed down three slices.

I’m gonna go with funny. And three pieces of greasy Domino’s pizza is a meal to proud of…I mean..most times that’s all Mr. HollywoodBackwash can manage to eat. Although to be fair…I’m betting this is the only thing Tori ate the entire day.

How many books do we have endure by Tori Spelling? Why do people keep buying them? Ya’ll have to know the only interesting tidbits from each one makes it out in the blogosphere…so why waste the $25?

Anyhoo….in her newest book “Uncharted TerriTORI” she reveals that shockingly thin frame is not her fault. She doesn’t want to be Hollywood thin…she’s had the swine flu, migraines and nerve problems for the past…well I guess her whole life because she’s been too thin since she was a teenager.

“I’ve never had a great stomach, but (being ill) just completely tore up my stomach and broke down my immune system, and I’ve basically just been a mess ever since, stomach-wise. It’s about rebuilding my immune system.”

To be fair, she’s repeatedly been hospitalized with stomach pains in the past year (so she says…could have been exhaustion from not eating). Last October she came clean on Twitter on and admitted she that she only weighed 107 pounds when the tabs were claiming she was under 100.

She writes that she hates the eating disorder rumors: “I’m a role model for a lot of women out there, so I hate that they say these things unwarranted, without any research and facts. I think it’s doing a disservice to women out there that look up to any celebrity.”

Tori also says she worries about how her weight drama will affect her daughter, Stella, now 2.”That worries me every single day, the way they attack me in the press. I’m so grateful that she can’t read yet. I’m hoping they’ll let up on that by the time she gets old enough to understand, but I’m going to have to explain to her that this is what happens.”

The easy solution to all this Tori Lou…is to eat.

Tori Spelling has gained five whole pounds ya’ll.

Her ribs aren’t showing and her breast implants don’t look like are going to cave in on her chest. Tori told Life & Style that Dean has been stuffing her full of red velvet cake …out of love and out of fear that if she didn’t eat she might die.