I doubt this is going to end up being a wise career move for Lindsay Lohan, but since she has had zero other jobs in the past year I guess this qualifies for a “do what you gotta do” situation.

Lilo will go topless as gun-toting socialite April Benz in Robert Rodriguez’s new action film, Machete. On top of that…the topless bit will be a skinny-dipping scene with her on-screen mother played by Alicia Rachel Marek. Eeeewwwww.

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Please explain to me how someone as “stressed” as Lindsay Lohan can have such long, gorgeous hair? LiLo keeps telling everybody that stress is making her uber-thin….and making her muscles look incredibly dehydrated and prominent then her hair would be falling out too, right?

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The UK Daily Mail posted these great pictures of a topless and tattoo covered Peaches Geldof this week, and for some reason they totally caught me off guard.

I’m a huge fan of body art and self expression, but the placement of this newly divorced chick is so odd and random that it makes me wish there were some kind of ‘you can’t be a young idiot when you get ink’ law.

Among the pieces of ‘art’ is a daisy chain which stretches from her knee to her chest. But other works are dedicated to ex-boyfriends and the teenager’s estranged husband Max Drummey.

The words ‘Ex Valentine’ around the top of her left arm are understood to be a reference to old flame Faris Badwan, frontman with The Horrors.

You can CLICK HERE to read more about what these scattered and random tat’s mean, or you can CLICK HERE to see the entire uncensored set that is mos def NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

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If you only watch one topless Amy Winehouse video today…it must be THIS ONE.

For some reason it makes my heart happy to see homegirl enjoying herself…boobies akimbo.

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You can dress up the trashy girl in your nana’s old suit but you can’t take the trashy out of the Kate Moss. CLICK HERE (NSFW) to see Kate in her natural topless habitat from just a few days ago.

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