Tila Tequila is headed to VH1′s Celebrity Rehab to get all fixed up by sexy Dr. Drew. If there is a next season. VH1′s is still having major problems finding other D-F listers who are willing to detox and rehab on television. I know..it should be like shooting fish in a barrel with the rampant drug addiction problems in the entertainment industry.

It’s unclear what personal demon Tila will try to conquer with the help of Dr. Drew — but it certainly won’t be her addiction to attention.

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Tila Tequila hosted a ‘yard sale’ at her home over the weekend, and in true attention-whore fashion she had the police, bodyguards and the paparazzi there.

You can draw your own conclusions as to just how broke Tila is to sell off her shoes and child-sized t-shirts. I mostly posted these pictures because it struck me funny that all the girls lined up to get into her indoor yard sale have a snowballs chance in hell of fitting into anything this celebutard ever owned.

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Tila Tequila is either on some major drugs or just batshit-Britney-Spears-crazy. Maybe both. Two desperate emails that Tila sent to a magazine editor after she learned she was replaced by Lady Gaga were leaked today.

She is so desperate, sad and delusional in these emails that I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.

Just FYI – I’m pretty sure she never really had a magazine cover to begin with.

RECAP: she was pregnant and she was SO HAPPY, but then she had a concussion and a metal chair fell onto her belly , cue miscarriage with  “blood all over the place”, but she will keep trying for a baby or just adopt one. Then she pleads for the chance to do the photoshoot, because hey, she’s not pregnant anymore AND she’s the girl in the most demand right now, because she makes ‘headline news every day’

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In other words…she’s an addict. Shocker.

The Bodyguard Group is a 43-year-old celebrity bodyguard service dedicated to providing jobs for combat vets. It has never once revealed information about any of its client which include the Hilton family, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voight, Jack Nicholson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Keanu Reeves, Eva Longoria and Conan O’ Brien. Until they started working for the hot mess that is Tila Tequila.

After Tila tweeted some major lies about the company and it’s clients, including the whopper that one of the bodyguards fathered her baby..the company was forced to issue a press release denying that fact and letting a few of Tila’s skeletons out of the closet.

You can read the very informative and entertaining press release after the jump. I especially loved the part where she tried to pawn fake diamonds to pay the bodyguard service. These good old boys even staged an intervention to help TT..but she still tried to drag them down to her level.

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A rep for Larry King Live confirms they’ve pulled the plug on Tila Tequila’s visit to the show to discuss her late fiancée Casey Johnson. The attention loving Tila was scheduled to be the sole guest tomorrow for a program that was being billed as a tribute to the late Johnson & Johnson heiress.

Larry received so many phone calls from Casey’s friends and family members urging him to pull the plug on Tila that she has been replaced by the authors of the best-selling political book Game Change, and an interview with the third White House partycrasher.

Sorry Tila. Maybe you can do another paparazzi photo shoot in a tree with you tits hanging out instead. That’s a good way to grieve.

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