Some people think that Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift didn’t work out because in the end a gay man doesn’t want to have sex with a girl.

But others, myself included don’t think Jake is gay at all. We think that he is terrified of having another relationship under constant scrutiny. So when the paps jumped all over this new hook-up and the tabs were eating it with a spoon he did what most men do when they get spooked…he cut and ran.

That’s my theory anyway. Don’t worry..we’ll know the truth soon enough. Jake will certainly be the inspiration for Tay-Tay’s next big country-whiney-he-broke-my-heart hit.

Not a big fan of this ship.

He’s sweet and cuddly and all..but the ten year age difference and her teenager notions of what love is are going to make for a an ugly break-up.

Did Taylor Swift not learn her lesson from her bad romance with John Mayer??? She is way too young to be messing around with these older and much more experienced guys. Ugh. I hear more teenage break-up songs coming.

The rumors of a budding romance between Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift have been picking up steam this week. They were spotted holding hands and kissing in NYC last week. But by all accounts Jake, unlike John Mayer, is making sure things go at a slower pace. Like, he doesn’t want the presumably innocent teenager to see his new movie Love and Other Drugs because he’s naked in most of it.

“Jake is making no secret that he spends most of the film naked,” a friend laughs. “In fact, you get to see so much of Jake in the original cut that the director made a few edits to try and take the focus off Jake’s naked ass and back onto the story.”

The fairy tale romance between Taylor and Jake has shown no signs of stopping, especially after Jake surprised Taylor last week by turning up as she pre-recorded five songs atop 230 Fifth Ave. for NBC’s Thanksgiving Special.

“Taylor had two special visitors that night to wish her luck — her mom and Jake,” a witness tells me. “During her 55-minute set, Taylor took a 15-minute ‘wardrobe change’ break, but really she spent most of it backstage flirting with Jake. You can tell they are both really into each other, but are trying very hard to take everything slowly.”

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Another reason to dislike John The Playa Mayer. If you can believe the lyrics to a teenage girl pop song..he is pretty much a creepy old man.

Taylor Swift performed a few of her new songs in Paris last night and this one titled Dear John says it all.

“Dear John/I see it all now that you’re gone/Don’t you think I was too young/To be messed with/The girl in the dress/Cried the whole way home/I should’ve known.” Later, Willman reports that the second chorus finds Swift singing: “It was wrong/Don’t you think nineteen’s too young/To be played/By your dark, twisted games/When I loved you so.”

Could be a case of a creepy older dude hitting on a barely legal teenager…or could be a silly teenage girl reading way too much into an older paying her some attention.

And now…the Taylor Swift / Kanye West thing is officially over. She finally had her closure on Sunday nights MTV Video Music Awards when she performed her new song You’re Still An Innocent.

Taylor sang a somber and poignant song about Kanye West  that instead of criticizing him, sympathized with his difficult time in the spotlight and his own admissions that his ego has often gotten in his own way.

It was a bit too teenager/dramatic for me..but I suppose it’s a good thing that she got the stage to herself and a chance to end it taking the high road.

“Thirty-two and still growing up now; who you are is not what you did,” she sang softly, adding: “You’re still an innocent.”