Here’s what happened on last night’s Double Exposure…when Lindsay Lohan arrived 11 freakin’ hours late for a photo shoot with Markus and Indrani. She arrived close to midnight smoking, cursing and making bitch faces at the dirty stripper pole that was a prop for the shoot. Yeah, I know. Like she is a stranger to a dirty stripper pole.

“I literally need to think of myself as a wildlife photographer.. There’s almost a danger element to her presence,” said a photographer. “You never know what’s gonna happen in the next two and a half seconds. Is she gonna bite you?

Paris Hilton celebrates Easter on her own in-home personal stripper pole with Snoop Dogg and other bunny-eared idiots.

I’m not sure, but doesn’t it say in the bible that you go straight to hell if you celebrate the resurrection in a pink bunny suit…..on a stripper pole?

Brooke Hogan has grown into the quite the tasteful young woman. She showed off her impeccable etiquette on the stripper pole on the Calle Ocho stage in Miami over the weekend.