Their back! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are actively trying to get hired on to star on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

“We would move to Beverly Hills in a heartbeat. We would be psyched if this happened for us,” Spencer recently said. Of course they would.

The show is a HUGE hit and it’s unclear if Kim Richards will be sober enough and Camille Grammer smart enough to return next season. The Montag-Pratt peeps think added these two idiots to the BH mix would increase the drama and be publicity coup for Bravo. I know Bravo has shown some poor scruples in the past on the Housewives shows…most recently airing the limo scene when Kyle outs Kim…but I’m holding out hope the don’t go the Speidi route.

I just don’t think it’s going to happen. The draw of this Housewife show is the overindulgent, lavish lifestyle these people live. Heidi and Spencer can’t afford to buy a coke much less keep up with these Joneses.

I know his news is majorly shocking to you kids, and I hope it doesn’t shake your faith in the world of reality television…but Spencer Pratt has confirmed via Twitter that his marriage was all a bit for The Hills. It was as fake as Heidi Montag’s chin, nose, jaw, eyes and breasts.

“I love Heidi but our marriage was a show – it was part of The Hills world,” Pratt said Friday. “And that world is on a sound stage.”

Since Heidi filed for divorce last Friday..Spencer has been emotional and/or drunk tweeting to MTV and Lauren Conrad about the split. Because what else would he do? Try to find a real job?

@mtv I got served with divorce papers? I thought that preacher at the wedding was one of the actors like my paid friends and family & exWIFE
@mtv This whole time I have really been married? I thought we did that for ratings?
@MTV Heidi left me seasons ago! Hello! she just didn’t have beefy LC to film with anymore so she had to be stuck with King Spencer! sucker
@laurenconrad beefy now your dreams and prays have come true so now your free to try and date my ex-wife! SEE you in MALIBU @ BUI beefy LC

I guess this is what happens when you spend $30,000 on plastic surgery. I guess those bikini pool parties don’t pay as much as you’d think.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag seem to have a perfect home life on The Hills, but Life & Style magazine says the truth is they live in a unsafe, unkempt, mediocre house in Pacific Palisades. And not only that…according to L&S’s source, Heidi is pretty much being held captive.

“Heidi has been allowed to leave the house only three times in the last month,” the insider tells Life & Style. And Spencer’s even moved a guard into the house. “He’s let one of his new friends, a former Marine named Paul “Cougar” Zank, move in with them. He’s staying in the guest room,” a second insider says. “Heidi’s upset about it, but Spencer doesn’t care.”

The insider shares frightening never-before-seen photos of their actual home far from Hollywood in LA’s Pacific Palisades area. The kitchen and living room are filled with Spencer’s crystals, stacks of his screenplays and junk everywhere. “Their four dogs aren’t housebroken,” an insider tells Life & Style. “They go to the bathroom all over the house. Heidi is sometimes near tears at the dogs’ mess, but Spencer just orders her to pick it up.”

As much I want this story to be true, I have a feeling this is a planted fake…by the evil one himself. I do think Spencer would do and say all those things to Heidi. I do not think he would ever lower himself to live in this house.

I guess Spencer Pratt was tired of playing second fiddle to his new franken-wife Heidi Montag. Since Heidi’s surgery bender, we haven’t heard much from Spence…but today he broke his silence..and how!

Without any provocation at all he attacked Audrina Patridge, Ke$ha and Jersey Shore’s JWoww on Twitter Thursday.

“Audrina – Don’t hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press… and my wife is #1 story on people – 5 days in a row! Oh the truth is coming… I’m not playing anymore. Everyone stay tuned… it’s all coming out!”

Half hour later Pratt went on , “Audrina – you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place!”

Bored of bullying Audrina..he moved on to Ke$ha, “On a dif note – just heard kesha did a body paint shoot – next time use invisible paint- give my ears back. Tic-toc b*tch- ur time is up!” He also added, “Good news tweeties… Just saw a pic of kesha at Lax with a paper bag on her head – THANK YOU!”

Last but not least he slammed the Jersey girl,  “Jwow got her boobies done in the back of the situations strip club – fyi.”

What the hell? I think he is the one that is jealous of the attention his wife is getting and trying to drum up some of his own.

By now you may have heard the Spencer Pratt so valiantly decided to leave “The Hills” to focus on fighting cyber crime. (Spencer is currently studying software engineering USC and shared that he’s headed to work for American Defense Enterprises in their cyber security division.)

He released a statement (see below) that rattled on about accepting the call made by President Obama that we desperately need cyber protection. And then read on to find out what’s really going on.

“In the last few months I have discovered a new passion and new purpose to my life, With this in mind, I have decided to take a break from my obligations to MTV’s The Hills and discontinue filming any more episodes for this current season.”

“Upon learning of President Obama’s declaration that the ‘cyber threat is one of the most serious economic and national security challenges we face as a nation,’ I have decided to refocus my energy and devote my full resources to helping America face this and other unprecedented challenges,” he says.

“My new mission is this: To do my part in maintaining the technological superiority of the U.S. military and prevent emerging technologies from threatening our nation’s security. With that being said, I am saddened to take this break from filming MTV’s The Hills. At this time, however I feel I would not be honoring my country or myself if I were to continue this endeavor when I have the opportunity and the ability to assist our nation against these prevalent threats.”

But then…….the truth came out. Spencer was actually asked to leave “The Hills” for threatening a female producer. An insider says that Spencer was asked to leave the show for 6 weeks after he flipped out on one of the show’s female producers.

“He got so crazy that he screamed at [her], ‘I should kill you for even asking me to do that!‘” the source recounts.

The producer filed a complaint and now Spencer has to undergo anger management classes once a week for the six weeks. If he completes them, he can return.