My guilty-guilty-guilty pleasure reality show is back. This one is so bad that I don’t even watch it when anyone else is in the house to avoid the humiliation.

Catch the season premiere of The Rachel Zoe Project this Tuesday, August 3 at 10/9c on Bravo.

Before you hit play and watch this video at work with the volume up loud..be warned this is uncensored Courtney Love talking. Which means lots of crazy and lots of F-Bombs.

If your boss or co-worker is too close by…then you can read The Wisdom of Courtney Love below the video. It’s more fun to watch her new face as she drops these soundbite gems on us…but reading it can be as equally entertaining.

Behind The Music: Courtney Love, a special two hour event premieres on VH1 Monday, June 21st at 8pm.

In a little over a month, the best (in my opinion) housewives of the franchise return to tv. You would think that the Jersey girls would be the most annoying of the group..but no. That distinction goes to the original O.C. ladies. With the Atlanta ladies pulling in a close second because, to be honest, they are just boring.

But my Jersey gals…they are real. Almost too real. Sometimes hard to watch but at least they aren’t getting evicted, raising completely rotten children and stabbing each other in the back every episode. This new short preview of season 2 shows us clips of a Teresa’s fourth baby being born, more drama with Danielle and even a trip to Italy.

“This season is exceptional,” Caroline Manzo told People recently. “I think it touches on so many different things. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. It will make you go crazy. It definitely tops the last season’s table flip.”

The season of Real Housewives of New Jersey premieres on Bravo on May 3rd.

I personally don’t watch The Bachelor. It skeeves me out to watch all those chicks kissing and grinding over the same guy. But I  have friends who do…and ya’ll know who you are. I don’t judge though. I’m so addicted to The Real Housewive’s that I’ve even started watching those Orange County heffers again.

Anyway..apparently the girl who bailed on Jake is coming back Monday night.

Last we heard, Ali was out of the show and fully done with this reality-show love business, but oh noes, TV fans, there’s been a shocking reversal! Based on the sneak peek above, that’s not the case at all: Ali’s actually been pining away for Jake this whole time, and when we say pining, we mean literally mooning over ABC-issued 8×10 publicity stills of him.

The most hate of the Housewives of the New York franchise is getting naked in the March 2010 of Playboy magazine.

Is she hedging her bets in case she gets fired from the show? Is she really so vain that she wants everyone to see her naked? I don’t get it. This is not typical behavior for a Real Housewife. Well, except for that unfortunate nude photo of Alex from season one…but Alex and Simon don’t really count.

Not even the Jersey girls are getting naked in Playboy. I can’t wait to see what the Countess has to say about this.

There are few more NSFW pictures after the jump.

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