Shanna Moakler (not a dancer or performer herself) twittered about Katie Holmes less than spectacular performance on So You Think You Can Dance last night.

While I agree that, especially compared to the talented kids competing on this show, Katie’s number was a snoozer. But give a Stepford Wife a break. She knew she wasn’t a dance when she took this gig..but she just had to trust in Xenu to get her through.

While the father of her children is laying in the hospital covered in horrible skin burns, Shanna Moakler is out trying desperately to ‘trade-up’ to 300 star Gerard Butler.

Shanna was happy to be all up on Gerard at Shin Monday night, nearly sitting in his lap and kissing on him all night. Gerard, on the other hand, has the look of a horny man questioning his decision to go slumming with a F-list model/actress.

I’m quite sure this will be the only time we see these together.

Oh my God. This entire story is revolves around two the dumbest and most uninteresting women in Hollywood, I can’t even believe I’m going to post about it. *sigh*

To summarize this high school drama; Shanna Moakler is convinced that Kim Kardashian slept with Travis Barker last year when she modeled for his clothing line Famous Stars and Straps. Shanna is running her mouth to any tabloid that will listen about how Kim is a home-wrecker and getting in the way of the repair of her already mangled up marriage. The two girls ran into each other at a BBQ in Malibu last weekend and Shanna got all ballsy and threw a drink at Kim. A few days later Kim was photographed out and about wearing a Famous tshirt…..classy.

Anywho….if you care check out TMZ they have lots more details on this cat fight.