Jessica Alba decided to announce her second pregnancy herself on Facebook instead of having her publicist leak it to Us Weekly. I gotta say this one shocked me. After all the whining she did about gaining weight and trying to get it off I thought that little Honor would an only child.

It’s been a while since I’ve been on FB & I thought I’d drop by to let you all in on some exciting news>Honor is going to be a Big Sister! Cash and I are thrilled and wanted to share the news directly with you so you didn’t hear about it somewhere else. I appreciated all of the love and support you all gave me during my first pregnancy and will definitely appreciate it again this time around. Have a great day! Jess

You can’t make this stuff up kids. OK! Magazine is spilling the beans on baby #2 for TomKat. They claim that Stepford Katie has agreed to baby number two for the bargain basement price of $75 million.

According to some source, Stepford Katie plans to give Tommy a Scientology golden child sometime next year, “She no longer feels like she’s just Mrs. Cruise. She’s her own person again. She and Tom have their disagreements, but deep down they love each other very much. That’s what is important.”

I don’t know what that statement has to do with having another freaky alien pregnancy…but whatever..it’s not my uterus.