In the early hours of this morning..Lindsay Lohan was doing what most responsible twenty-somethings were doing….tweeting under the influence.

Lindsay shares with the world TMI again..this time about how Samantha Ronson just can’t keep it in her pants. Lindsay honey, he is just not that into you. Let.It.Go.

And go to rehab.

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So maybe this is why Samantha Ronson has let crazy Lindsay Lohan back into her life. Sam’s in negotiations to star in her own reality  show tentatively  titled Sam’s Life.  The series will focus on Sam’s crazy life as a jet-setting celebrity DJ.

The one thing holding up the deal is Sam’s bat-shit crazy ex-girlfriend. Lindsay Lohan does not want to sink to the level of reality show and has refused to even guest star on Sam’s show.

I don’t know Linds…the only jobs you are getting lately are modeling gigs…Britney did a reality show when she was melting down too..it’s all good. It couldn’t really hurt at this point.

You gotta feel sorry for Sam. Just when she was out and free….they SUCKED her back in. She was just weeks away from finally being free of the emotional-energy-suck that is Lindsay Lohan.

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Just when you think Lindsay Lohan is being a grown up and moving on … she stalks Samantha Ronson all over L.A. last night until she finally tracked her down at home. And Stayed. All Night. And They Fought.

The papparazzi that were camped out at the house claim that they heard them fighting all night long and that Lindsay was crying asking Samantha to come to her.

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Samantha Ronson was photographed leaving Lindsay Lohan’s house at 6am Friday morning after spending the entire night there.

Let’s hope she was there to give Linds some closure and/or beg her to go to rehab. If she hooks back up with the incredible shrinking girl now after finally breaking free she’s a complete idiot.

I have a feeling this is gonna be one of those relationships where the first break-up doesn’t take. That same afternoon, Sam changed her relationship status on Facebook to “It’s complicated.”

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Reports are popping up all over that place that, just like Lilo tweeted, Samantha Ronson is in fact a cheater and had another girl on the hook for when she sent Lindsay Lohan packing. And said girl was at the big JCPenney I Heart Ronson party with Sam that fateful night.

I guess Sam is so over Lindsay that she doesn’t mind rubbing a little salt into the fresh break-up wound.

Appearing as a guest DJ at Slide in San Francisco, RadarOnline.com was there as Sam left no doubt about the status of her relationship. As she spun one a tune she gave a special shout out to Linds, followed by the lyrics: “Na na na na, hey, hey, goodbye.”

And the crowd erupted with laughter. Because nothing is funnier than a publicly dumped Linday Lohan. I mean, I don’t really  like her either and I am quite sure living with her for the past year has been hell..but that was really mean.

I’m a little soft today..it is Easter Sunday.

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