MTV’s  fake-reality  show The Hills returns tonight with a new lead biatch. Kristin Cavallari is joining the “docusoap” as the resident blonde bad girl. She is of course replacing Lauren Conrad, who played the good girl.

Since this is the one day that people will actually be talking about the ridiculous show, the folks over at the Daily Beast uncovered the salaries of the untalented cast. Warning: If you feel overworked and underpaid and miserable in your cube..you  might not want to read that Kristin makes $90,000 per episode, Audrina rakes in $100K and “King Spencer Pratt” only pulls in a measly $65,000.’

If it’s dishearting to learn these MTV kids makes so much money, at least we can take joy in knowing that Spencer is not considered to the “the king” at MTV and makes considerably less than his female counterparts.

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Warning: This post may cause headaches or stomach cramps when you found out how much cash these extremely untalented idiots are making per episode while you slave away in your cube for a pittance.

Lauren Conrad: $75,000 per episode
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode
Lauren “Lo” Bosworth: $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode

This new information gives me new insight into why someone would be as colossally cheesy and embarrass themselves on a daily basis. Is it really possible these idiots are making twice as much as 99% of our counties teachers??!! That sound you hear is me banging my head against a wall.