That didn’t take long.

Only married a few months and well-placed sources say that Katy Perry is terrified that new hubby Russell Brand will cheat on her while she’s away on her 9 month world tour.

I’d say that’s a valid concern when you are married to a ex-sex addict. Hopefully the lovey-dovy honeymoon magic will hold strong while Katy is touring the world.

Another source says Katy was actively searching for a marriage counselor before she left on tour. No one would be shocked if this marriage ended ugly and quickly…but I bet it would shock you to see these two in some stuffy therapist office arguing about who is the most passive-aggressive and who acts like their mother.

I don’t usually do these big picture posts during or after awards shows but there was just much FAIL at this years Grammy Awards that I had to share.

Before I make my snarky comments on almost everyone ….let me just say that Jennifer Hudson is like WOW! Weight Watchers hit a gold mine with her. And also..Kelly Osbourne looked fab. Everyone else…not so much.

Rihanna looks good to be as sick as they she is..although that dress looks like a bunch a pipecleaners wrapped around her. Kathy Griffin is busted up and needs to give it up. Margaret Cho looks good but she is just a bitch so she gets a thumbs down. Speaking of bitches. Lea Michele anyone? Could she try any harder?

John Mayer was trying to go incognito as Johnny Depp. Paul Wall and that Gulianna chick are way too skinny. When is someone going to get that girl to admit she has a raging ED? Selma Blair and Jewel are both knocked up and look pretty. Ciara was a major fail. So was Snooki.

Barry Manilow is old. So was Bob Dylan! That was sad actually.

The young ones: Selena Gomez looked classy and pretty..Miley Cyrus not so much. Kim Kardashian and Christina Aguilera curvy and working it. Although I have no idea why Kim was invited.

Seal and Heidi Klum look sexy and happy. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony look miserable. Katie Perry and Russell Brand were cute but the angel dress? FAIL!

Krystal Bowersox looked good, so did Eva Longoria and the Will Smith Family, Paz Vega and Florence Welch as always looked oddly pretty.

It is the Grammy’s and people always dress a bit funkier…but I don’t know why some of these chick were trying to out-weird Gaga. It just ain’t gonna happen.

This is a timely story for me because I just finally got around to watching Get Him to the Greek last night. Which, by the way, is incredibly funny and really a must see if you are an Apatow-comedy fan.

Russell Brand played the perfect lovable junkie rock-star who does good in the end.

It’s been rumored for a while now that Russ’s backstory of his real life heroin and sex addiction is completely false and his entire public persona is just an image. I don’t know about that..but there is one thing that is fo’sho….dude was a fat kid. Which would explain the rockstar skinny body he sports as an adult.

As I watching the movie last night I was thinking there aren’t many guys at his age who can manage to keep that kind of flat stomach. He a long, lean British drink of water. But now I understand the motivation.

And it ain’t pretty.

Although to be fair, an up close camera phone shot like that does no one any favors.

So Russell Brand posted this picture of lovely wife this morning, then took it down like 3 minutes later. Just long enough for her to tear him a new one. Doesn’t he know that she can be sporting big zits like that in public? She might lose her Proactive contract.

Source

Katy Perry is now officially Mrs. Russell Brand. Katy and Russ were married by a Christian minister in what is being described as a “private and spiritual ceremony” at a nature preserve in India.

“The backdrop was the inspirational and majestic countryside of Northern India,” said the statement, which did not provide any further details on the ceremony. The wedding was held at the Aman-e-Khas luxury resort in a tiger reserve in Ranthambhore National Park, a hotel official said on condition of anonymity as he was not authorized to speak to the media.

No pictures yet as photographers were not allowed, but don’t worry. Katy and Russ sold their wedding pictures to some London mag so they will hit the net soon.

The wedding venue was lit with lamps, colorful lights illuminated the trees and flower garlands festooned the luxury tents at the resort, the hotel official said. Both Brand and Perry wore traditional Indian clothes to the wedding, the hotel official said. Perry donned a sari, as did a number of other female guests at the ceremony. On Friday, at a prenuptial celebration, Perry, like a typical Indian bride, had henna designs applied on her palms and hands.