I won’t bore you with every single picture from Sunday nights 2011 Academy Awards Show.

Most people bitched the entire night about what a snooze-fest the entire deal was from beginning to end. Blah-blah fashion..blah-blah hosting…but I didn’t think it was that bad.

Anne Hathaway and James Franco had their moments, though I swear Franco was high the entire show..and Anne just seemed so genuinely happy to be there that I couldn’t help but feel her positive energy every time she was on screen. (re: The Hugh Jackass song…the fringe dress wiggle)

Robert Downey, Jr. and Jude Law probably had the funniest bit of the night and I’ll try to get that video up as soon as I can.

But in the meantime, enjoy the pics of the people that I thought looked interesting.

A lot of people didn’t like Gwyneth Paltrow’s look, but she was actually my favorite of the night…until she sang. Bore-o-rama. Her Grammy song with Ceelo …much better.

Natalie Portman looked pretty good in purple but Mila Kunis and Scarlett Johansson looked better. And not just because Nat is knocked up. The color worked better on Mila and Scar. Plus Scarlett had the lilac lipstick on..fierce.

Celine Dion and Penelope Cruz…yeah..these two bitches both just had babies. Celine had twins for pete’s sake! They both looked fantastic. Motherhood agrees with Penny…her hubby Javier doesn’t seem to be faring as well. He looks tired. And bloated.

Jennifer Hudson’s body is sick these days…but her boobs looked smushed in that dress. Still..she is drop dead gorgeous.

Colin Firth was dreamy….Valentino was just so….Valentino. Love him. I have a huge crush on Robert Downey, Jr so he makes the list.

Helen Mirren was dressed so appropriately that she looked like 10  years younger and Helena Bonham Carter is just fun ..I mean you can’t not put a woman with a giant Union Jack on her leg on favorite list, right?

Reece Witherspoon’s dress was top notch..the hair? Way too Elle from Legally Blonde. Halle Berry and Hailee Steinfeld both take the prize for most feminine and just plain pretty. It’s nice to see a teenager dressing like a teenager in Hollywood.

I will be a monkey’s uncle if this one doesn’t turn out to be true. Blind Gossip posted this insider info on what has to be Reese Witherspoon’s as yet unannounced pregnancy and the huge baby name FAIL she is about to make.

It will be baby season soon, and you can expect a lot of stars to add to their families in the upcoming months! This group includes a very famous actress, who we hear is expecting a little bundle of joy. No, she hasn’t announced it publicly yet, but she is already making preparations, including the selection of a name. If everything goes as planned, she will be naming the baby after an equally famous celebrity with whom she is good friends (but it’s not the celebrity you expect) . The name is actually very nice, and it fits in well with the actress’ family. Despite that, we hope she reconsiders before the baby arrives. If she doesn’t, she is in for a rude awakening the first time she Googles the baby’s name for news or photos. Why? Because it’s the same name as that of not-very-famous porn actress.

Reese and her boyfriend Jim Toth announced their engagement last month. Reese’s BFF is Jennifer Garner. Trust me when I tell you if you google “Jennifer Toth porn” you will see some things that you could have done without.

I hope this movie proves to be a stepping stone away from Twilight for Robert Pattinson. Despite the bad acting in the vampire movies, I think he is really talented.

Maybe working with Reese Witherspoon and Christoph Waltz has made him step up his game.

Reese Witherspoon did her ‘beard’ time with Jake Gyllenhaal and now she has a real man.

Reese has officially gone public with her new boyfriend/agent Jim Toth while spending the weekend in  Ojai, California.

Celebrity coupling rumors are true about 50% of the time, made up for publicity 40% of the time and the other 10% is just bored tabloids needing a headline. I’m hoping the newest gossip about Gerard Butler hooking up with Reese Witherspoon are true.

Reese deserves a manly man after two years of beard-work with Jake Gyllenhaal and it wouldn’t hurt Gerry to settle down for a minute.