Do we really need a reality show starring Lara Flynn Boyle? Is she really that interesting?  No she isn’t and hasn’t been since the 90′s. Although..to be fair she was the first celebrity to get press for getting scary skinny back in the day.

The network has green-lit a pilot presentation of a docu-reality series about the former Practice star, Deadline reports. The as-yet-untitled series would follow Boyle as she juggles her professional life in Hollywood and her personal life in Texas with her husband, real estate investor Donald Ray Thomas II.

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Earlier this year there were some rumors that Nick Lachey and his girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo were trying to get pregnant and land their own ‘newlywed type’ reality show. I didn’t believe the rumor because Nick seemed so truly crushed back when his marriage to Jessica Simpson ended as a result of their MTV reality show.

In an interview to Rolling Stone Nick explained how the show effected his marriage.. He didn’t blame the show for the disintegration of his marriage, but he did say a bunch of things about how it was a bad experience for them. He said “Jessica and I began playing these parts even when we were by ourselves. It became a really blurred line. There was a question about what truly was our reality. When you are on a reality show, your life ceases to be reality. It becomes TV.”

I watched Nick and Jessica’s show a few times and actually liked him. He was watchable. Down to earth, not an obnoxious celebrity..just a regular guy that married to a high-maintenance D-Lister, whom although he found ridiculous..he actually loved.

He seemed genuinely crushed when their marriage ended so I was surprised to read OK! Magazine report that he and Vanessa are seriously planning on getting married and are pitching Newlyweds 2.0. The show will feature them as well as other newlyweds to keep it interesting.

Nick Lachey and girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo were recently spotted talking with NBC execs. An insider tells OK! “They are exploring an idea to get married and do a show about newlyweds. It would help Nick relaunch his career and Vanessa take her career to the next level.”

The idea worked well in the past – Newlyweds, starring Nick and then-wife Jessica Simpson, was a ratings hit for MTV and the talk of the nation from 2003 to 2005.

Yes. You read that right.

Washed up action movie star, Steven Segal is being sued by his former assistant Kayden Nguyen for sexual harassment, illegal trafficking of females for sex, failure to prevent sexual harassment, retaliation, wrongful termination and false representation about employment. That’s alot of creepy right there.

According to the legal documents filed by Nguyen’s attorney, Steven “treated Ms. Nguyen as his sex toy.”  Also included in the documents: “Mr. Seagal has been keeping two young female Russian ‘Attendants’ on staff who were available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.”

Ms. Nguyen claims she was forced to watch “Sasha” (Russian attendant) and Mr. Seagal performed sex acts on each other.”  Gross.

Nguyen was hired as a personal assistant to help him while he shoot for his A & E reality TV show Steven Seagal: Lawman.(Could this guy get any more cheesy?) He was working as a Reserve Deputy Chief of the Sheriff’s Office in the community of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana in the show.

Nguyen flew to New Orleans to live in Steven’s house while they shot for the show. She claims she was sexually assaulted multiple times within the first 24 hours. He allegedly “forcibly held her legs apart” then “forced his hand down her pants…” the morning after she arrived.  After a few days of allegedly being sexually assaulted Nguyen left the house on February 28, 2010. She’s now suing him for $1 million dollars.

Um…why didn’t she leave the first time he “forcibly held her legs apart”?

What do you think? Is Segal a creepy old martial arts dude..or is this just creative marketing for his new show?

So all you have to do these days is sleep with a ex-reality show loser to get your own crappy reality show. We are really becoming just like Mike Judge’s Idiocracy.

You all remember Hailey Glassman as the very young girl that Jon Gosselin took off with in all his Ed Hardy gear as soon as he and Kate split, right?

“I’m moving out in August and probably moving to the Santa Monica area. I was offered to do a show called Starting Over, which will be about me leaving New York and all the negative behind me. I don’t know LA at all, I could love it, I could be the biggest trainwreck,” Hailey said. “My mom is so upset, but I have to grow up. Living in my parents’ house is going to keep me a little girl forever. I have to be out on my own. I need to find my passion again and figure out who I am. The world only knows me as the tabloid Hailey. Hopefully through this show they’ll see me for who I really am.”

She finally did it. Paris Hilton finally over-exposed herself to the point that no one really cares anymore. Her 15 minutes are up, yo!

Sources say the hotel heiress has been making the rounds pitching a new reality show that would cover her engagement and wedding to current boyfriend Doug Reinhardt — but none of the TV honchos is too keen on the idea. “She’s been on TV constantly since 2003, when ‘The Simple Life’ debuted, and the public may be saturated with Paris,”

Yeah, I can’t imagine anything more boring than watching Paris Hilton get married. Other than the humor in seeing her size 11 satin wedding shoes…the show would be a bust.