Franken-Heidi Montag showed off her plastic body while hosting an event at the Liquid Pool at Aria in Las Vegas over the weekend.

This is what it looks like when you have 10 procedures done in one day, including brow lifts, ear-pinnings and a chin reduction. A porn star.

What do you think of Heidi Montag’s new face?

She looks like a pretty L.A. blond, but she looked like that before she underwent 10 surgical procedures.

For some reason she looks smarter now. And yes I do realize I just said that about a 23 year-old girl who just had tons of plastic surgery.