Kourtney Kardashian debuted her new baby and her new body at a family outing over the weekend.

Looking pretty good for just have given birth three weeks ago, one of the major tabs reported today that Kourtney Kardashian gained only 26 pounds during her pregnancy. Her plan is to get back into shape with the help of her mother Kris and that Kardashian sister secret weight loss pill, Quick Trim.

cI love Nicole Richie’s pointed little head right about now. It’s been six whole weeks since her second child Sparrow Madden was born and she is still rockin’ some post baby belly!

This is unprecedented. This does not happen in L.A.

Nicole showed off a fuller figure than normal at the Noble Humanitarian Awards over the weekend and she looks fabulous.

Less than a month after giving birth to her second child..Nicole Richie has the balls to step out in a clingy romper on a date night with her babies daddy Joel Madden.

This baby bounce back is even fast by Hollywood standards. Expect to see Sara Michelle Gellar stepping out in skinny jeans very soon. In L.A. losing baby weight is more competititive than the freakin’ Olympics.

As is the tradition on Hollywood, Nicole Richie is almost back to her pre-baby weight just 11 days after giving birth to her son Sparrow James Midnight Madden. Although, admittedly  she does have a bit of a pooch still..but give her diet of coffee and sushi to kick in and she’ll be right as rain.

Nicole claims that while she was pregnant that she would send beau Joel Madden out at “2 or 3 a.m. to pick up In-N-Out Burger.”  Yeah, that may have happened one time. When you need to get the weight off fast to get back to work the best defense is a good offense. Don’t gain much baby weight to begin with.

Nic also lost the baby weight fast after having Harlow in 2008. She claims that quick rebound was due to  breastfeeding and the  “bland” foods, like soup and fish she ate while nursing.

Jenna Jameson posted this picture of herself on her MySpace page and I am now questioning all laws of physics and genetics.

For a) she JUST gave birth to twins like a month ago….and for b) where did her giant boobs go?

And lastly…what’s up with the brown hair? Maybe having twins just sucked all the porn star out of her and turned her magically into a flat chested soccer mom.

Did she a plastic surgeon in the delivery room with her doing little nips and tucks and implant removals as the OBGYN was delivering the babies????