It looks like all the pain and cost of Heidi Montag’s 10 plastic surgery procedures has paid off. She has scored another gig at Playboy. Way to dream high Heidi.

I shouldn’t judge. Her new plastic porn star look is perfect for Playboy and hosting Las Vegas parties. That was probably Spencer’s master plan all along.

“I am doing Playboy again… soon, very soon,” the plastic surgery-obsessed “Hills” star told RadarOnline.com, “I cannot wait to show off my new assets, I am very excited.”

Heidi’s previous Playboy quasi-clothed photo shoot last September disappointed many, but this time around she promises to bare all. Now that she’s no longer embarrassed about her body. Whatever Porn Star Barbie.

And the photoshop of the year award goes to…the genious at Playboy that took ten years off Chelsea Handler for their December issue.

Well, here they are kids. The long awaited Susie Feldman Playboy magazine nude pictorial. Susie and her husband Corey Feldman have been blogging about and mentioning Susie’s “Playboy cover”  on their un-hit A&E reality show The Two Corey’s as often as they could. But when push came to shove, Hef shoved her vegan (but still smokes cigarettes)  ass on back somewhere in the bowels in the magazine.

Also, word on the street this that Susie took it off for Playboy for FREE! What? I know she’s annoying as all get out, but even the unknown’s get lunch and cab fare, right?

See the rest of the unedited, NSFW pictures HERE.